wet kermit

the delightful act of cramming the fist and forearm of the dominant partner, or the "puppeteer", into the ass of the "human puppet"/ "flesh Kermit". The puppeteer then opens their hand and operates the submissive individual in a manor much akin to Kermit the Frog. Then, the two begin to sing "it's not easy being green" in unison. The moisture coating the forearm upon removal is the purpose for the "wet" in the act.

"Guess who just pulled off the wet kermit! That's right!"
"sir, you're under arrest. Place your hands on the hood of the vehicle"

by hunt 4 cunt February 16, 2014

wet alligator

A handjob from someone with calloused, scaly hands and they spit on it which does very little to improve the sensation.

Nah, she doesn't use hand lotion at all... Best you could get offa her is a wet alligator.

by Randehman April 4, 2014

Wet drank

Slang for any type of alcoholic drink.

"I'm gonna roll some devil's lettuce and then get me some wet drank."

by Dr. Jazz November 29, 2013

Wet Wench

When in contact with a womans moist vagina. Penetrate the wet area using your index or whatever finger preferred. Then insert the moist finger into the unexpected companions ear.

Oh you think that dutch oven was funny get a load of my wet wench.

by clinexani December 19, 2013

wet sink

Wet sink is used to describe a twat

You're a wet sink

by Jloyden March 31, 2015

wet corndog

When you stick your penis in pancake batter and then continue on with intercourse to a girl on her period.

I couldn't think of what Julie wanted for breakfast, so I gave her a wet corndog .

by Djustice18 November 27, 2016

wet mosquito

When you nut in a girls butt and then suck it out with a straw

Jonah wet mosquitoed Ashly

by The best man121211 December 10, 2016