cocktail weenie

A person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.

"Their cold gin flip was fairly authentic, but it really should be made with cubed ice, not crushed."

"You are such a cocktail weenie."

by MichaelB67 October 4, 2009

Weinis

1.A juvenile name for a penis
2. The acronym for the account Chandler Bing was responsible for on FRIENDS.

Janis dumped Chandler because he spent too much time talking about his WENIS/ weinis.

by Kiss Me I'm Blue June 3, 2006

Weenie

A bigger wimp that literally will not do anything to get around in life itself.

Look at the weenie with his thumb up his ass! What a weenie!

Hey Jimbo, look at Earl... He just sits on his ass afraid of the world. What a weenie!

by Brimanson September 18, 2012

Wenis

a flying elephant from the planet mars that has been sighted in mexico.

Wow! Look at the height of that wenis!!!!!

by Dudeman_sam November 9, 2008

wenising-off

The act of stroke someones "wenis" also know as your elbow for pleasure. It is a good way to entertain yourself for 11 minutes, but once done it cannot be done until a few hours later.

"The man was wenising-off to hot wenis porn"

by Zach MacDonald November 14, 2007

weenie

wiener
cock
penis
pee-pee

your a weenie
you look like a weenie
your SUCH a weenie
you smell like a weenie

by Bartholimue October 15, 2008

weenie beanie

A condom. A party hat for your hot dog. One size fits most.

I brought a pack of weenie beanies in my pocket to the yacht party.

by The Uncanny June 24, 2008