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Wax my stick

A slang term used by surfers meaning to put a wax product on the surface of a surfboard to give better traction for their feet.
One such product is marketed as "Mr. Zog's Sex Wax - the best for your stick".

The term has a humorous double meaning of receiving oral sex (a blow job) as ones stick (penis) waxes (grows larger) from the attention.
I need to wax my stick first, then I'll join you in the water.
by Enriched.By.U May 5, 2013
mugGet the Wax my stickmug.

dab wax

a dab of drugs mixed with wax
I just did some dab wax, now I'm gonna die. I shouldn't have done drugs. Drugs kill me, others, and hurt my health. Never do drugs as I am about to die.
by dictonaryboy June 10, 2023
mugGet the dab waxmug.

Max "Wax" Jackson

a dumb gay boi stupid man who wishes he was more like his brother.
"Oh hey, Max "Wax" Jackson, why you looking a little down today?"
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"

"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."
by fijihasbiggay November 12, 2020
mugGet the Max "Wax" Jacksonmug.

wax out

To take off very quickly. Better term for peeling out.
That person is so creepy! We need to wax out of here!
by jd;lgksd;lvmbs;bm May 24, 2017
mugGet the wax outmug.

Wax Walan

A madness. Something crazy. Translates from the Somali language as: "Something crazy".
Bruv last night I was so frassed I was gonna do a wax walan with this one ting.
by a89ball March 6, 2020
mugGet the Wax Walanmug.

Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.
Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.
by Cracklized November 15, 2017
mugGet the Turdle Waxmug.

Peruvian Chest Wax

To empty ones anal cavity, using a transfor pump, onto there significant others pectoral region
That girl is a freak, all she wanted was a Peruvian chest wax
by ur mutha April 15, 2015
mugGet the Peruvian Chest Waxmug.

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