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Mexican Turkey

A giant mecha chicken, it has the name of turkey because of how big it is.

This chicken can be very detrimental to your health as it can hurt in a very bad way
"A mexican turkey came to my house and destroyed my house"
by MechaTurkey43 April 27, 2016
mugGet the Mexican Turkeymug.

pardoning the turkey

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority
a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.
by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009
mugGet the pardoning the turkeymug.

Turkey Jibble

Someone who likes to jibble jimmy wangs.
Bro that guy just tried to turkey jibble James.
by EJS32 May 28, 2018
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Turkey Hair

When you spike your hair up in a flat circle, resembling a turkey's tail.
by BreezeFreezeLover December 22, 2008
mugGet the Turkey Hairmug.

turkey tuck

A sexual act in which a man squats over a woman (or man) and said underling performs oral sex from under. In a position where the underling simulated the bobbing head of a turkey while their gagging mimics the gobble of a turkey and the dominant participant's Gentiles simulate the beak and wattle
I had her in a turkey tuck and gagging hard!
by Borxbor September 10, 2013
mugGet the turkey tuckmug.

Slicin Turkey

the act of doggie style sex; comes from the back and forth motion of slicin turkey
Dude I'd like to be slicin turkey with that one in HR, dude....
by don't cha love it October 9, 2005
mugGet the Slicin Turkeymug.

turkey jack

"I got some turkey jack off of a 2x4 and smeared it on Joe's hammer handle"
by junebug December 2, 2003
mugGet the turkey jackmug.

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