squeezin' the tuna

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns

Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"

by LuvMuscle March 26, 2009

Tuna Boated

when your man is gonna go out with his buddies and you dont fully trust him. you drink some tuna water and give him head before he goes out so if another chick is to go down there it isnt gonna smell good

Man my chick tuna boated me, I aint gonna get any strange tonight!!!!

by hbomb1974 August 27, 2019

Big Tuna

Brittany Gann.... From Charlestown Indiana

Brittany Gann(aka) Big Tuna

by ninja babe November 15, 2004

Tuna Cassaro

When you ejaculate into a tuna casserol

"We have a selection of pork chop, ribs and Tuna Cassaro"

by Blake Stone July 2, 2008

cold tuna

n. disappointing, lame or underwhelming.

I thought Kanye West's show would be amazing, but it was totally cold tuna.

by Kasey Bomber April 20, 2009

Tuna Loaf

a slice of creamed bread with a thick tuna rum on top. you just cut up the tuna aand fuck it on ur gental then put it on the loaf bye

i love loafs bye,
tuna loaf was an invention

by alyssa n jaylene October 23, 2008

tuna fish

tuna fish is a sketchy little mother f***** that follows dog walkers around down town at midnight with a green flashlight. when found, the tuna fish will escape with its hands in its pockets hiding away the shame of being found by an awesome person. tuna fish arent agressive, but they are clever and will tickle people to the point of orgasms.

a creepy little tuna fish just fingered my anus

by theoonlymexicanavailable February 8, 2014