Turkish rise and fall

When you suddenly get an erection, and just as suddenly loose said erection.

Boy she sure gave me the ol’ Turkish rise and fall yesterday with that bowling pin and jug of KY.

by BlueBlazes February 15, 2022

Turkish goddess

Turkish goddess - A very dominant and profound female with the most powerful gawk gawk and stroke game ifykyk.

I was dominated by a Turkish goddess

by George Theron April 11, 2022

Turkish Trombone

When the girl takes large amounts of laxatives then the boy eats her out until she shits all in his mouth and they start making out forcefully.

Boy 1: “Her breath smells like shit!?”
Boy 2: “Yeah I heard Jonah gave her a Turkish Trombone”
Boy 1: “Ohhhh”

by Penisfart69420 May 7, 2022

Turkish peek

Turkish fps players join western europe servers to abuse something called peekers advantage. Turkish players often with a ping higher than 60 wide swing out of a corner and have ample time to shoot their enemy before they can even react. It's a form of cheating as they are deliberately abusing ping by choosing to join servers in London for example.

Fuck these cheating turkish peekers.

by Fit it you fucking idiots May 13, 2022

Turkish tomb cat

someone who only has one purpose and is pugly

you're a Turkish tomb cat.

by shorrn October 13, 2022

Turkish Sparkleshow

When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.

P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."

by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023

Turkish treat

Hand-job or blowjob with anal or prostate massage.

Many brothels in Istanbul would give a guy a Turkish treat for no extra charge.

by Mischlix May 21, 2023