electronic laugh track 

The online/text equivalent of the tv sitcom laugh track. Used to show an intended joke, sarcasm, or that something is funny when talking via text only (i.e. online "chatting" or text messaging). Can be either in text form, as per "lol", "lmao", etc, or can be in symbol form, i.e. :P, :D,etc

"Hey Ian, you are a fantastic dancer, lol"
"are you fucking kidding me? why do you always use that E-L-T (electronic laugh track) b.s.? i get that you joking without it"

electronic laugh track by Ian's friend November 1, 2009

dog-shitting-tacks mad 

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.

When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.

dog-shitting-tacks mad by Madman623 January 14, 2014

World Phone Tracker 

A website that says it can track your phone anywhere on Earth, but holds a special surprise.

Person 1: I just went on World Phone Tracker, and I don't think I can stop laughing.
Person 2: I told you you'd like it.
Person 3: Where can I find it?
Person 2: worldphonetracker.com, prepare for the biggest surprise of your life.

World Phone Tracker by PhilPrime June 3, 2014

Smart Anti-tracking 

Implemented in the new Samsung Internet Browser, Smart Anti-Tracking is a tracker blocker that blocks tracking from websites. Usually, dark websites use the tracking option most frequently.

Smart Anti-Tracking technology

Smart Anti-tracking by FUZE Informer June 19, 2019

Kinning The Trucks 

The phrase "Kinning The Trucks" is another phrasing for sex, often used in areas where the actual word may not be appropriate.

It comes from the song "Two Trucks" by Lemon Demon which is about two trucks having sex.

Guy 1: I met this person last night and we went back to my place. Ended up kinning the trucks.
Guy 2: Nice!

Kinning The Trucks by tvvinktown December 7, 2020

your on the right track 

Something my teacher won’t stop saying

Teacher: well, your on the right track
Me in my head: STOP SAYING THAT MY ANSWER WASNT EVEN CLOSE

your on the right track by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

London on the track 

Hot and spicy diharrea

After the food festival i had bountiful amounts of london on the track

London on the track by daddydeals May 15, 2023