Boy Toy Soldier

A Boy Toy Soldier is a middle-aged man, typically from Miami, who has a penchant for being aggressive, loud, and notoriously slutty. Despite their advanced age, they still embody the brash, cocky attitude of a boy playing with toy soldiers while listening to Jessica Simpson. They often wear bold, flashy clothing and sport a gelled hairstyle that's trying too hard to make a statement about age. You will often find them having fun with the dolls by the pool.

She slept with a back up dancer, that's nasty! She's such a Boy Toy Soldier.

by MatchMyFreakMiami July 2, 2024

Ryans Toy Review

I swear to god this shit was fire when i was 5

I love RYANS TOY REVIEW when i was 5

by Ryans Toy Review July 10, 2024

Toy Train

When you wear your girl out with every toy in the box.

Girl1: How'd things go last night? Did you get laid?

Girl2: Did I? He ran a Toy Train on me. I got run over!

by Kid Dynomite February 1, 2023

Secondhand sex toys

Sex toys that a person keeps from their ex to use on future parners

Omg Joey tried to use his secondhand sex toys on me!?!

by [e-mail] February 2, 2023

Hot toy

An expensive, highly sought after collectible action figure. Many virgins tend to obsess over them, but on the other end of the spectrum, they may even get you laid.

Adam: I love hot toys!
Woman: fuck yeah *clothes eviscerate*

by TMNT SCRAPER November 18, 2025

Ryan's Toy Review

Used to have fun content. Now the kids all gets abused to 'stay on the camera' and the parents have complete control. - mini-documentaries on YouTube about the family

Thanks to cancel culture (I can't believe I'm saying that), a lot of content concering abuse in Ryan's Toy Review have come out.

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025

REDACTED TOY

A censored way of saying "Sex toy", numerous examples include fleshlights, dildos, and masturbators

Don't use a REDACTED TOY!!! You're not going to get a spouse with this!!

by ThomasBloxia May 11, 2025