Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."
by Nakris-2 October 23, 2023
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Total Ruxpin

Total Ruxpin - a high level staff member of an organization, who spouts off nothing but precanned, corporate BS at all of the employee meetings and press events. A real braindead douche-bag just reciting crap, waiting to getting his ticket punched, so he can get his ass promoted again.
That new Superintendent of schools in Nevada sure is a Total Ruxpin!
by Thetommeister May 19, 2022
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Total Tranny Death

When the world no longer has any transgender people. This phrase is often abbreviated as "TTD".
Lilith Rae Nirvana: As someone who is trans, I say children should have access to HRT no matter what age. Suck it TERFs, 'cause I'm so valid <3
Everyone else: It's Total Tranny Death time.
by Urheimat December 09, 2023
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For totals

A longer, less shallow, and more friendly way of saying "totally". Or agreeing with what someone has said.
"Hey, you wanna go to the the park?"
"For Totals!"
by RAWR6677 May 28, 2009
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TOTALLY GARNULAR❗❗

"i am car."
Car.🗣️ CAAAR🗣️🗣️❗❗🔊🔊
Garn47: "TOTALLY GARNULAR❗❗"
Garndog: "👹"
by Retardyay June 10, 2024
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totally awesome day

Hides the acronym TAD which means Total Alien Death. A play on the racist neo-nazi Totally Nice Day meaning Total N***er Death. Popularized by tiktok in a xenophobic trend following “the indomitable human spirit”
John: Remember David, have a totally awesome day.
David: Right back at you
👽: Zeenkie dinkle gorp “Honey im home!” Bogle bink 👽🙏
by Lipton_or_MinuteMaid May 06, 2024
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totally awesome day

Totally awesome day” is a parody dogwhistle meaning “total alien death”. Alien in this instance is used to refer to extraterrestrials as in martians and not human immigrants.
The phrase comes from a TikTok where it is used in the comment sections of human supremacy edits. These edits often involve the idea of humans being superior to other lifeforms, usually because humans were ‘made in the image of god’ or some similar reason.
Basically it’s space racism.
Virgin Martian: “Bleep plam human flirp?”
Chad Human: “Have a totally awesome day!”
Virgin Martian: “Globu kling blorp… D:”
by EnderSlayer 99 March 23, 2024
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