Total Body Evacuation

The simultaneous loss of multiple types of bodily fluids, on an involuntary basis, after passing out following a night out on the town.

Known on twitter as #TBE

Julian didn't know what had happened to his bed until he realised he'd had a Total Body Evacuation during the night

by ubd_god December 23, 2011

Totally Denised

Incredibly drunk, especially at a work event, and usually after just one or two flutes of cheap bubbles.

Sorry I'm late, I got Totally Denised last night and slept through my alarm...

by TexanStraightshooter123 October 16, 2019

totally

means definitely not in text speak

i’m totally fine

by djnwiek187382 September 25, 2021

Total Defecation

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants

Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.

by illusivepriest May 25, 2020

Total Tranny Death

When the world no longer has any transgender people. This phrase is often abbreviated as "TTD".

Lilith Rae Nirvana: As someone who is trans, I say children should have access to HRT no matter what age. Suck it TERFs, 'cause I'm so valid <3
Everyone else: It's Total Tranny Death time.

by Urheimat December 8, 2023

That's totally fugged bro

A way to say something is really fucked up

Human 1: did you hear that Bella pretended to like davids emotions for a month and then dumped him
Human 2: that's totally fugged bro

by That's totally fugged bro_-_ October 31, 2019

total g

A very impressive dude.

McGregor ko'd Aldo in just 13 seconds. He is a total G!

by Kaiser77 June 24, 2017