Snapping turtle

When a girl gives head to somebody they hate on purpose, and then bite off the dick.

That hoe in Lisbon hit tony with the snapping turtle, and he had to get a €3,000 penis transplant.

by El ritardo July 15, 2018

to be a turtle

To be so upset or containing similar emotional distress that one avoids social contact and "hides in one's shell."

Isaac was so upset after his girlfriend dumped him that he decided to be a turtle for the night until he felt a little better.

by gloomhaven December 9, 2009

Ninja Turtle Toes

An unfashionable footwear combination. Wearing thongs with socks on at the same time.

Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm socks and thongs. Little did he know, people were staring at his ninja turtle toes.

by Dekkernator July 30, 2009

ninja turtle special

when you let your hand and arm get real ashy like turtle skin, then you jam your arm up somebodies ass and when you rip it out it cuts their asshole causing to bleed.

i was at the world series cheering my yankees on, when a phillies fan(asshole) stood up and said the yankees suck. so i did what any other yankee fan would do, i gave him the ninja turtle special

by ninja turtle special November 3, 2009

ass turtle

Someone who continues to act like a retard after being told to shut up and drop it many times.

Its over why do you keep bringing it up you ass turtle?

by IrishFairyGirl January 19, 2003

turtle time

The result of drinking syrup or "lean", a form of liquid codeine known as Promethazine which makes the user feel a slower perception of time/reality. Can also be applied to smoking marijuana.

No fast talk, I be on that syrup, I'm on that turtle time- lil wayne

by all day dre November 7, 2007

turtle rooter

A term to describe a bodyboarder.

That turtle rooter got some sick air off the back of that bombie.

by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006