drunker than a funker

a man that is more drunk and a man that is high on weed.

damn that bitch is drunker than a funker

by Ryan Winkler October 29, 2003

the pen is mightier than the sword

looks really funny if you type it without using spaces

thepenismightierthanthesword

by JT Dollar Sign November 7, 2003

Drunker than a box of shit

Someone who is falling down drunk.

Those guys showed up at the Pit, and dude, they were already drunker than a box of shit.

by thehighplainzdrifter May 22, 2010

Tighter than Dick's Hatband

Refers to Dick Tracy's Hat. He could jump out of a plane and his hat wouldn't move.

That lid is tighter than Dick's hatband

by Luckydogboats September 27, 2021

More than two genders

There are two binary genders. The two binary genders are female and Male. Then there's sex, your sex is your genitalia. For sex, there's female, male, and other. Other could be intersex or someone that has done some medical transitioning.

Dude 1: ugh I'm sick of people saying they're More than two genders!

Dude 2: maybe if you weren't such a bigoted idiot you'd understand that there are more than two genders!

Dude 1: you're one of them! I can't believe I'm friends with you?

Dude 2: yeah me too! But really there are More than two genders, dude!

Dude 1: oh really? Says who?

Dude 2: *smacks head* scientists, gender therapists, doctors, and people that aren't bigots... Aka people that have a brain and understand something this basic

by AlextheArschloch July 19, 2019

slower than the other children

Used to describe a person whose mental capabilities are not up to par; a retard.

"I didn't know that thing in the Disney logo was a D"

"Are you slower than the other children?"

"Clearly"

by mb261 May 24, 2010

Tighter Than A Newborn

A reference to something that is of ultra-high quality. Tightest of tight.

Saw this killer speed metal band with a drummer like a fucking machine, was beyond badass, it was Tighter Than A Newborn.

by Tighter Than A Newborn July 26, 2011