Wank Fluid

The substance a man will ejaculate after masturbating. Otherwise known as sperm or jizz .
"I was pulling on my dick for about ten minutes last night before I ejected my wank fluid."
by odin_191 May 17, 2015
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wank paddock

the wank paddock was full of trucks with the curtains closed.
in the middle of the day.
by decembeard December 10, 2012
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Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.
Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?
by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021
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passive wank

A passive wank or passivewank (verb) is the action of masturbating whilst also partaking in a specifically intellectual activity, so much so that the act of masturbating becomes an afterthought
"Matt! Why are you passive wanking?! We're trying to do surgery here!"
by spoons2424 January 12, 2017
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Slippy Wank

A super special wank where the lady oils her hands up and slowly wanks off her lucky fella to a huge jizz explosion
Kate thought she would spoil Danny by oiling up for a nice slow saturday night slippy wank. Jizz got EVERYWHERE.
by Misskittybubble December 02, 2018
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shank wank

The act of masturbating with one hand while making a 'shanking' motion with the other, knife-filled, hand.
I'm gonna have me a shank wank!
by efildrot September 24, 2013
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The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
The King's Wank will come soon.
by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023
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