The Walmart Paradox

Walmart paradox refers to the futile locking of common household items to reduce theft but then not hiring enough staff to allow people to buy the items stuck in the case incurring loss of sales

Synonyms dilemma, quagmire

The Walmart paradox is a stupid solution causing the same problem

by Reefermechanic420 March 1, 2024

Paradox Virus

I'm just a fucking toxic piece of shit that's all you have to say, like I should stop accusing just bc I am blatantly jealous and pressed about me having better clips, you mean all of your feeds are better than all my clips combined shit, not like that's a flex or anything since it's roblox you're just saying you literally do.

Paradox Virus told me that he has better feeds then all my clips combined. How does that work?

by Stylismodsarefurries September 14, 2020

paradox-as-a-process

The phenology of the process as a self-state (metastatic).

Paradox-as-a-process implies that turbulence is a self-paradox. It is derived from Heidegger's phenon of self-caring.

Underpins the phenology of supermodernism.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019

The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.

“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening”

by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025

Hanlon's Paradox

When someone is both stupid and malicious and you can't tell which is the dominant factor driving a behavior.

The boss just assigned Dickhead McGee to my team and I can't decide if he did it because he doesn't know that it's a terrible idea, or he just hates me and wants to see me suffer. It's a real Hanlon's Paradox.

by roadkill6 May 28, 2024

The big dick paradox

The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.

Jamal pulled a nice hoe, however he wasn't able to slay due to the big dick paradox

by please enter your username September 28, 2022

Conspiracy Clarity Paradox

As the severity of an internet conspiracy theory increases, the quality of its video evidence inversely decreases. This is often accompanied by dramatic music, excessive text, or unrelated imagery, meant to amplify the theory's perceived threat.

After spending hours trawling through a sea of UFO sightings online, John began to notice a trend, humorously coining it as the 'Conspiracy Clarity Paradox'. The more outrageous the alien encounter claims became, the poorer and more dramatic the accompanying video footage seemed to be.

by Spongebob Shit Pants July 6, 2023