Matthew Humphries

A man who lived amongst the albanian rebels in the war of 5079 BC, where robot super mutants were led by none other than the infamous Kenny fucking Powers. Matthew Humphries led his human duck people to peace on earth after 347 grueling years of gory battle. After the war was over Matthew S. Humphries returned to Valhalla for 7,073 years of feast and slumber. Some believe he will be reborn in the year of 1994 as a mortal, to save the earth and lead his human army against the perverse grasps of the astronaut llama invaders from pluto.

In the final battle of 5079 Matthew Humphries through a mechano-spear through Kenny Powers loveless heart.

by Kushpig December 2, 2011

matthew ruiz

a smart kid with a nice attitude but sometimes he is a dick, he is sweet but girls break him ... he isn't the the cutest but very with such skills of kissing and huging "you go girl" gay white boy..... he cares of people so much but sometimes people just fuck up badly... really badly, a girl taught matthew how to kiss how embarrasing

"go find a matthew he would understand" kate said
"your gonna need a matthew ruiz to cheer you up" matthew said

by nathaly August 4, 2014

matthew shireman

The most cancerous fuck in the whole world

I have Matthew shireman

by Uspjdhdhegsyhvwhw November 28, 2016

matthew larson

A guy with a huge penis and gets all the girls

You know that hot Matthew Larson guy that's at our school, the one with the huge penis that all the girls like.

by Dopemaster6969 December 12, 2016

Matthew Botterill

An MLG 360 no scoper who is MLG and dabs on the haters too much.

This guy is a Matthew Botterill! oh wait...No-one can be as good as Matthew Botterill, the almighty dabber.

by AlmightyDabber August 23, 2017

Matthew Castro

A famous, probably lost, ancient philosopher rumored to be studying dicks for his entire life. It's even said that he's still studying them until this very day.

Guy1: Bro, I think something's wrong with my dick
Guy2: Bro, go see a doctor and shit.
Guy1: Bro, I'm scared. Coz the doctor might cut of my dick.
Random Guy: Take him to Matthew Castro and he will fix your dick. And probably suck it, because he sucked mine when I had Gonorrhea.

by fancyarchduke December 29, 2018

Matthew Cassell

huge assed hobbit man with a tiny penis

“you know that kid matthew cassell”

“yeah, he ate my ass last night”

by dick123429 February 18, 2019