nasty lad

A dirty, wet mop of man, often wearing soiled undergarments, with a propensity for producing smells more commonly associated with cheese.

I say, it smells as though a nasty lad squeezed a hot beefy in here, eh what?

by anonymous October 14, 2021

pond lad

a pond lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but way cooler and pond-based. He gives people magic pond boons in return for catching fish and is on very good terms with the local newts. He might be an exhibitionist.

Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad

by k'rk November 21, 2023

Lad

In the USA, a “Lad” is often used by Jewish people to refer to other young, Jewish men.

That boy is a lad.

by 🐺 April 28, 2024

Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.

Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021

Facebook Lad

When someone who is normally more restricted and quiet comes up with lad comments on Facebook.

Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.

by darkfish June 10, 2011

Lad

A King. A Legend.

Lad is the coolest guy you know. Everyone wants to be like him. He's so cool he barely uses full sentences. He also wheezes. We love a wheezing King.

I wish Lad was my best friend!

Lad is who want to be, but can't.

by Samy97 August 29, 2018

mad lad

see angelo

did you see angelo?
yup he sure is a mad lad

by one secccccccond November 12, 2020