by xXxFiRE WiNDxXx February 24, 2015
Get the Female ladymug. An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.
Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food
- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be
Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food
- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be
by EESHA4U December 11, 2017
Get the cat ladymug. A woman that is taken to events, paraded around as a girlfriend, and screwed when the male needs it. She is convenient until something better comes along and the male is not committed. She is similar to a escort.
*John- Hey, is that your new woman? She's do-able!
Mike- Yeah, my folks really like her and she's tons of fun. Let's see what Carolyn is doing.
John-Damn! When your done with your lady of Convenience , I want a turn. I need a chick to show off do the guys don't know I'm hitting on their women. Plus, my parents are really in my case about picking just one steady woman.
Mike- I have an office party at the end of the month I forgot to tell her about. I hope she goes. Are you going? Carolyn just got promoted and her boyfriend dumped her. She could use the support. Hey! Carolyn!
Mike- Yeah, my folks really like her and she's tons of fun. Let's see what Carolyn is doing.
John-Damn! When your done with your lady of Convenience , I want a turn. I need a chick to show off do the guys don't know I'm hitting on their women. Plus, my parents are really in my case about picking just one steady woman.
Mike- I have an office party at the end of the month I forgot to tell her about. I hope she goes. Are you going? Carolyn just got promoted and her boyfriend dumped her. She could use the support. Hey! Carolyn!
by Dakotah Sky February 8, 2015
Get the lady of conveniencemug. Annes: Her skirt is so short you can almost see her Lady Jane!
Sara: Oh yeah, she should get some clothes on!
Sara: Oh yeah, she should get some clothes on!
by SosbanFach December 10, 2010
Get the Lady Janemug. The first internet search done by a 3rd or 4th grader to figure out what exactly his friends in school are talking about.
by i hate zalman rodkin February 9, 2017
Get the Naked ladymug. by gangsterfemale101 April 5, 2010
Get the lady caponemug. 1. A fugly demon who has been sent by Satan to suck the tiny bit of remaining life out of the near-dead music industry.
2. A talentless bimbo who will be forgotten once her fans hit puberty and devolp real taste in music.
3. A person who teaches young girls that dressing as an 'eccentric' whore, riding 'discos sticks', getting enebriated and having sex with whoever will take you is a good lifestyle choice.
2. A talentless bimbo who will be forgotten once her fans hit puberty and devolp real taste in music.
3. A person who teaches young girls that dressing as an 'eccentric' whore, riding 'discos sticks', getting enebriated and having sex with whoever will take you is a good lifestyle choice.
by cb88 February 8, 2010
Get the Lady Gagamug.