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a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.
Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.
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Jona

The tough one. A strong independent woman who face a lot of trials in life but never gave up. A cold hearted girl but warms up immediately when it comes to people near her heart.
by Simply great November 23, 2021
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jonas bridges

Wow you have an big/great/... Jimmy like this Jonas Bridges!
by Jimmyisdaddy February 9, 2017
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Jonas

Fuck you Raptor ik u tried to flex that u got good shit on here
*Raptor - yoo dude it says that jonas is a gift from god

*me - stfu :nerd:
by Xd_Chocymilkman July 30, 2022
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Jonas

Jonas is a handsome gentle young man who everyone knows and can talk to in class.
He is a funny guy and is easy to talk to because of his ability to listen really well.
He might be hard on himself but he's alone on that part.

I refuse to believe he's straight *-*

Yeah definitely gay…

He’s at least Bi…

Memes is his way of communicating

Known among the homies

sus *Among-us music starts playing*
Some guy: Hi there Jonas! How are you?
Jonas: I want to f you
Guy: What?

Jonas: No homo
...
*Starts making out*
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Jona

The most beautiful and intelligent girl in the world. She is the best listener and can always help you out. Nobody will ever truly love you like she does. Not to forget that Jona is one of the most attractive girls and that every boy wants her to be his girl.
Jona is a nerd but kinda cute.
by cutipie66 October 6, 2018
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Frankie Jonas

God in it’s purest form
Also the bonus Jonas brother
Person 1: Omg did you see frankie jonas on Tiktok?!?
Person 2: You mean God?
by What do you want from me February 11, 2021
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