A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.
Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.
If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.
If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!
Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.
Person A: What? What do you mean?
Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.
*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.
Person A: What? What do you mean?
Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.
*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
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No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.
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