Corn Fetish

When you have a fetish for corn..

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Sick fucks

I have a corn fetish, I am going to visit CornHub

by Vintage_Bread__ February 6, 2018

Corn Monkey

A monkey, native to Hawaii, that swims to California annually. From there it goes to Nebraska, steals all the corn and goes back to Hawaii. Despite this, it is not a pest because they travel in thousands and there feet help loosen the soil.

Did you see the migrating corn monkeys last night?

by ParrotCat July 11, 2010

crotch-corn

Crotch-corn is the bucket of popcorn that one of the male species will buy at the movie theater in order to place it in his lap right above the crotch area, therefore requiring his female to reach into the bucket, making it look as if he is getting quote/unquote "action" on the first date.

Friend #1 at the movies: "Yo dude is that Ned over there scorin' some crotch-corn?"

Friend #2 at the movies: "Definitely scorin' some crotch-corn. I would too if I had a hot date like that. Damn!"

Friend #1 at the movies: "Gross dude! That's your mom!"

by windwingaandkelso November 18, 2009

popping corn

To have sex. taken from the movie troll 2

that guy and the ugly chick were popping corn in troll 2

by heathen at frightfan January 3, 2010

corn pwn

also spelled corn pone; highest level of pwnage; derived from the story of the english settlers taking the indians land in return for only corn; most often seen when the 'pwnee' flips the pwn on the 'pwner'

Student 1: Hahaha I pwnd you on that math test!
Student 3: pwnt.
Student 2: Dude, I had my autistic sister take it for me.
Student 3: corn pwn!

by um_num_num_num_numm December 7, 2009

"corn fork"

Corn Forking is the act of two men having sex with one woman where one man does her from behind while the other man kneels near her head so she can give him a blow job at the same time. This act makes the woman feel like a cob of corn being "forked" at both ends.

Hey Friend! Look at that hot chick! We should totally "corn fork" her!

by Fred and Chris April 18, 2008

Its corn

A song about corn

Its corn! A big lump with knobs it has the juice,(it has the juice~) I can tell you all about it. I mean look at this thing! When I tried it with butter everything changed!

by 54345343&6&6)&(67&)77; get f&7 October 26, 2022