shoe whore

a woman that will get with every shoe in her closet and or store that she can get her hands on

"i'm such a shoe whore! i bought three pairs of shoes in an hour"

"i'm such a shoe whore i can't even see my closet anymore without stepping on a stiletto!

by areola twins June 28, 2008

Shoe Polka

When one flails their body around and shifts their weight on a foot to try and slide it into a shoe to avoid untying and tying it, giving them the appearance of dancing like a white person.

Rob: Hey, what's taking Steve so long?
Bill: He refuses to untie and tie his shoes, he's in there doing the shoe polka to try and squeeze them on.
Rob: I feel bad for any expensive things on his walls...

by Reginald Fitzpatrick December 13, 2010

cute shoes

It’s greeting phrase

Hay Scarlett cute shoes

by cheekybitch May 26, 2020

Shoe Hound

Someone who obsessively purchases shoes.

She has hundreds of pairs of shoes in her closet, many still yet unworn. She is a real shoe hound.

by Wildshoebum January 22, 2010

Socky Shoe

Don't ever say it. Especially around black people. Slave owners used to call slaves socky shoes because all they had was socks and no shoes.

No example. Don't say it socky shoe. ever

by Duck man davey October 8, 2013

Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.

When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.

by rpcgal February 27, 2021

Shoe Imp

1. (n.) The cause of the irritating sensation one gets when something is lodged inside their shoe.

"OW! There's something in my shoe!"

"Damn Shoe Imps..."

by idon'twannabefriends1243 September 30, 2011