vegan sausage

A long turd covered in corn or peanuts.

(Sarcastically)
"Oh you're a vegan? Dont worry, I'll make you some vegan sausage"

by Jester_knight November 23, 2016

sausage massage

A hand job.

Hey, how about a quick sausage massage?

by Mr. McSparklepants June 11, 2017

Sausage link

Ethan Dolan apparently

“ peace out sausage link”

by Ethansdaddy November 14, 2017

Brown Sausage

When a man or women or man and man are having anal sex and during the anal penetration, the women or other man shits onto the penis.

I was having anal with Janice and she gave me a brown sausage!

by knolller938 July 22, 2012

sausage surprise

A transvestite that one picks up inadvertantly / by mistake.

I put my hand up her thigh and, by jingo .. a sausage surprise , she wasn't a real woman at all.

by rburger May 24, 2012

sausage whiff

When you are blindfolded trying to determine whether or not a sausage has been microwaved or cooked on the stove-top.

Rhett: The good ol' sausage whiff!
Stevie: It's not great. When you dont know its sausage.

by CuntMaster69 July 15, 2022

pressed sausage

Like pressed hams, except this is when you take your penis and press it against the window of a car at someone, made famous by a man named Danny G

Ray:yo press ham at this bitch!
Danny G:nah dude thats for pussys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!

by Rayfromthecuntlasscrew1989 March 29, 2005