media pet

someone who follows and believes whatever the media says and backs it up using little to no research and biased judgement.

A: Did you read that kids post on twitter?
B: Yea. He's such a media pet

by kimb5 July 7, 2014

Cheer Pet

The children or team members of a cheer leading squad, but not limited to that sport or activity, usually overseen by an overly involved, overly protective parent or coach. Cheer pets can always be indentified by their smug attitudes, enormous sense of entitlement, and extremely narrow view of the outside world. Similar to that person at work whose Dad in the boss.

The only reason they are the captains is because their mom is the coach and they are her little cheer pets.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 9, 2015

Your pet

Someone who is very compassionate and caring for you. They will do literally anything for you no matter what. Just like a dog, they are very loyal and will always come back even if you've hurt them. Pets are a great friend to have and will do everything to make you smile and won't give up until they have. If your a pet you are pretty determined for people who are worth the time. If you have a pet they are better than a best friend, they are great companions for everything. If you need anything your pet will be there with you through your ups and downs. If you are sad, just call over your pet and they will be a shoulder for you to cry on.

I'll be your pet whenever you need me

by Everyonelovescats August 23, 2015

The Next Pet Rock

quick claim to fame; the next new trend; the next bonanza; your 15 minutes of fame, if you're pedestrian.

She's always thinking of ways to come up with the next pet rock.

by postmenopausal September 19, 2015

pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015

pet some dogs

Another name for smoking weed.

Hey bro, wanna go pet some dogs with me after the party?

by Specktrum December 2, 2015

pet fix

A quick, albeit, imperfect repair, adjustment, or workaround, especially upon vehicle (or other type of machinery) needed for immediate use, such as a computer, bicycle, automobile, or spacecraft.

Maj. Mason: "Colonel, what about those secondary (fuel system) checks?!"
Col. Price: "Let's just get it (all) together, and see if you can (learn to) live with your 'pet fixes', as they are. It's go for anything short of a fuel leak!"
(From the 1972 sci-fi B-movie, "Doomsday Machine")

by mastergeemoe January 9, 2016