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porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.
"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"
by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021
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Petting the Palm Pixi

A euphemism for masturbation.

Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."

As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.
Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.
by Hey old man! April 7, 2011
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pet my cat

Clicking the mouse. Entertaining the vaginal area with (enter object here). Stroking your lady parts. Purring like a sweet little kitten while flicking your bean.
I pet my cat so hard that I purred, screamed and wailed because my mouse was quivering while holding my bean.
by PervGirl18 September 25, 2017
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Pet Simulator

A rebraning of "Autism Association"
by Ipadkid.com February 9, 2023
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Pocket pet

A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure
I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.

I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.
by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024
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toekan pet

Een grote pet in de vorm van een toekan
Omin ho's, dikke toekan pet.
by Watupwow September 10, 2017
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Petting a road dog

The act of riding your motorcycle up next to a tractor trailer and sliding your hand down the side.
Dude we were doin 80 and steve kept petting a road dog everytime we came up to one.
by Doc0413 October 13, 2025
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