plastic

it's gourmet food, it's so good the turtles eat it all the time.

person1: Poor turtle is about to eat plastic let me go stop it.
person2: NO YOU IDIOT, The turtle bought that plastic with his hard-earned money , I want to try some now...

by mishandled-plate June 9, 2021

Plastic hair

When someone's hair uses stupid amounts of gel, too much for anyone's liking, it makes his hair either look like plastic or the spikes of a sea urchin, often making his hair look and feel like hard plastic, this makes him look stupid asf

"Ron thinks he was rocking out a good hairstyle using gel, turns out he only got plastic hair now"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

Plastic

Maison Blackmore

Maison Blackmore is a plastic doll

by Bigladbenjamin January 1, 2019

Spinning Plastic

Playing vinyl records.

I just got some new vinyl, wanna go spin some plastic?

I can't hear you, I'm spinning plastic.

by deadpocketss January 1, 2012

Plastic

the shit that kills the turtles

this food tastes like plastic

by kkkooliosquarepants April 5, 2019

Plastic dimin

Baring false witness against someone destined to be with someone they know.

“I been strugglin a lot, nobody text back, I know SOMEBODY been plastic dimin and when I find out who it is I’m shootin the bitch nigga.”

by Watsnaanbread February 17, 2020