Spiky Fruit

A gay person that is tough on the outside but sweet on the inside. Someone who will act cold while you are in public but nice and warm when you are alone.
Guy 1: "man he is cute but really mean"
Guy 2:"He is probably just a Spiky Fruit"
by MrLahey March 01, 2019
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foot by the fruit

A footjob received from a blatantly homosexual man. Usually occurs in a Vegas hotel room, but can happen anywhere sexual acts usually occur. Examples include, but are not limited to: a strip club, massage parlor, fuck den, or a sex club.
"Oh man, I got GREAT foot by the fruit after that GSA meeting!" "Hey Bob, thanks for last night! I've never met anyone so willing to give me foot by the fruit without hefty payment in cash or illicit narcotics."
by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018
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taco fruit

Tacos that aren't made in a kitchen but rather grown on trees and are classified as part of the fruit family!
"Can I have a fruit salad?"
"Do you want a taco fruit with that?"
"Yes sir!"
by Zevil August 29, 2017
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Baked fruit

A homosexual or LGBT person while they are under the influence of marijuana.
by Zygoguy May 15, 2020
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telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").
I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.
by Telephony November 21, 2021
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Fruit factory

Hey John did you go to the fruit factory last night.
by That_0ne_dude November 25, 2019
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Fruit Fag

Person 1 "Don't they realise it has the same features that's been shipped by other companies for 5 years?"
Person 2"Nah, fruit fags don't care about that"
by Hepiphemius January 21, 2021
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