Dirt Flower

A cat's poop residued arsehole.

"I would never own a cat because I don't want to have to stare at it's dirt flower all day."

by Hoshiko February 22, 2005

dirt wagon

A nasty, ugly, smelly, bitch that you would never ever EVER! want to fuck...even if you and her were the only people alive on the plant.

"Ouch, that whore is such a dirt wagon!"

by Mike Locke May 28, 2004

dirt

bad weed dirt back yard

that weed didnt get me high that dirt

by lax September 11, 2004

Dirt Ass

Referring to an individual who is a loser or has issues or problems.

That duud is a dirt ass!

by Elcapeton February 5, 2004

dirt leg

This word is simmilar to the word redneck in many ways, but usually the person is not from the south, nor do they carry all the redneck qualities. Dirt leg is a more midwestern or eastern term replacing red neck. They may or may not have farmer's tans.

A dirt leg is a person who has some of the following qualities(not all are nessesary): does not take care to properly maintain personal hygine, has a low IQ, has a likelyness to impregnate or be impregnated by the age of 16, thinks of Axl Rose(or any other aging, abusive rocker) as a fitting role model, etc. They usually know they are smell or dim witted and do not care.

That guy who lives out in that trailer with his sister and thier two kids, is always kicking their dog. I wish he'd stop playing Guns and Roses so loud and take a shower.

by eleni January 5, 2004

Dirt Sanchez

When someone tries to give a dirty sanchez but has trouble finding enough fecal matter, instead resorting to using dirt to make the mustache

"He gave you another dirt sanchez last night? Have you been getting enough fiber?"

by dolphinarms October 20, 2008

dirt skirt

When you shit on a big piece of plastic wrap and wrap it around your girlfriend while she sleeps.

The bitch chewed on my dick, so I gave here a dirt skirt while she was sleeping

by Ed Nealy February 3, 2007