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Crank and Blow

When a girl blows in your asshole during a handjob which builds up enough pressure for a volcanic explosion of a cumshot. The man lays back and lifts his legs up for access to the asshole.
1. When that girl gave me the crank and blow last night it made me erupt.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.
by Jomojames23 March 16, 2023
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Crank

1. the cranks of a crankset on a bicycle, where the front gear set is as well as where the pedals are attached to.

2. The entire crankset of a bicycle will sometimes be referred to being "the cranks" or even just the "crank."

3. Methamphetamine, many places "crank" only refers to what is known as "peanut butter crank" which is a product that is pretty much no longer around as the availability of the substances used to make it are more heavily regulated than they used to be, often used to contrast it from the currently available (and widespread) crystalized methamphetamine. In many places, such as Contra Costa County, California it is used to refer to what is elsewhere known exclusively as "crystal meth" often as the term that is used by the rougher more criminal lifestyle crowd while the lighter more "party" crowd will refer to it as "crys" or "meth." In such places to contrast the old product with the current one the whole term "PeanutButter crank" would have to be used.

4. Combination of "cry" and "wank." Someone in a sad state (likely after a break up) to where they are horny while feeling like they are down on their luck enough to where they would cry. Likely more of an activity that will be referenced to more than it ever actually happens.
1&2. "I locked up my bike so the assholes just stole my cranks to be assholes"

3. "That or they were on that crank shit bro, shit fucks with people's heads so they be doing shit like that"

4."Maybe, and my girlfriend boke up with me after telling me I was a lame now so I'm gonna go home and crank off while I creep on her Facebook while I snort lines of crank followed by my own jizz then shop online for some new cranks for my bike or start following Qanon theories if I'm broke before then"
by Dick Bouquet November 9, 2022
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Crank

A guy who cries while he watches his wife gets fucked.
Ye tom is such a crank,he can't stand up for his lady.
by Pdot December 5, 2017
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Crank

"Look at that guy, I bet he's got a crank!"
by Tinks315 September 13, 2017
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Crank Cave

The room (bedroom commonly) of a lonely, depressed, young adult male who masturbates aggressively and often.
Jack is off to the Crank Cave again.
by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024
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crank salad

when you mix a little but of multiple kinds of weed (concentrates/manufactured allowed NO SYNTHS OR EDIBLES!!!!!)
Oh man we're gonna smoke some crank salad
by Ritz Scythe March 19, 2021
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Triple jingle crank

A made up term helping innocent girls avoid coming to terms with the fact they just jerked off two guys to failed execution
Chad: Lauren just ski poled us
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank

All: wtf
by EggieOnAHeggie September 10, 2021
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