shirt cows

A woman's boobs. Her titties. Her lady bumps. Deposits of fat and tissue on a woman's chest. Sometimes abnormally fat men have shirt cows.

Hoo baby I love them shirt cows!

"By the looks of those shirt cows I'll never go hungry!"
-Stewie, from Family Guy

Holy shitnuts, that guy as some major shirt cows!

by ennervate April 9, 2004

Cow Moolestor

One who partakes in the molestation of cows.

Billy is considered a Cow Moolestor because of the way he forcefully received his milk

by Jake from State Farm123457 July 5, 2013

Cylinder Cow

noun; The animal which is most commonly used to be made into canned meats. Due to its cylindrical shape, it is the ideal choice for many large industries. It can also be found in pet food.

Many people don't know it, but the cylinder cow is the most popular animal found on farms, because of its unique shape.

by LolPhayul May 29, 2011

Bacon Cow

A large cow that tends to shart a few pigs every 3 to 5 days, The bacon from these is a delicacy in most countries. After the pigs are collected the shart juices are collected in a small glass for later use.

Bacon Cows shart pigs.

by BigBootyHoe1337 October 9, 2014

Exp Cow

A player in an MMORPG that you, and others continuously attack or exploit to gain more points or achieve a higher level.

That lvl 100 is a perfect Exp Cow

Hey john, I just found a Exp cow and gain 57% moar experience!

by Huggable joe September 27, 2008

Herbert The Cow

Born on April 19, 2008 in San Diego California. Herbert the cow is a traveling chick-fila cow that spends all his time with his best friends Jessica and Chris. Herbert is slowly becoming an internet hit on his facebook page. Herber has magical teleportation skills and has been known to teleport from cars to dressers.

Trips:
Herbert has gone on many advantures, pictures from which can be found on his facebook page. Adventures include,

Many trips to the beach( being from southern california of course)

Knots Berry Farm

and Indiana ( learning it is very cold there he has discovered why a california cow is a happy cow)

Omg did you hear? Herbert The Cow is coming to visit!

by Friends of the cow March 1, 2009

Clean the cow

Wash a larger then average lady.

I have to go home and clean the cow!

by The Noun Assassinator July 13, 2010