Read Aloud

Something so stupid that teachers do. Everyone leaves.

Someone: What is so boring for you
Also Someone: ReAd AlOuD

by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020

Read Bassler

A super omega cutie. He does really gay things in sports like volleyball that annoy the hell outta you, but a real good player nevertheless. His mom has an omega-gyatt, but he never admits it. Also likes to go to the gym, and play basketball cuz he’s a basketball tryhard. Also hums really loudly in the back of class, not knowing it.

“You see that guy over there? He’s a real Read Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.

1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"

by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017

Read tart it

Read tart it it's a word for the r word

Ddddjdj read tart it it's a slur

by Davldd January 3, 2024

tyler read

An absolute baller who’s Moto is “if Freddie is happy then your kids took the candy” a Tyler read is much funnier then a Freddie Goodwin and doesn’t like it up his rear

You heard what Tyler read did the other day

No what

Right hooked a toddler

by Diabulious October 31, 2020

Read Me

Read Me most of the time means there are something you should read . . .

You: Heeeeeey, Why dosnt you guys have x?
Me: You should maybe read the "Read Me" before asking?

by TeamAlert April 9, 2020

Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.

I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.

by ko0tje August 12, 2017