1) - DNA test using several methods which can determine the biological parent(s) of a person. Most common methods are urine and/or blood samples, or swabbing the mouth and ears of a subject.
2) - The topic appearing on the Maury Show 3-4 days per week.
3) - What no man who had a one night stand wants to have to take.
2) - The topic appearing on the Maury Show 3-4 days per week.
3) - What no man who had a one night stand wants to have to take.
1) - "This paternity test will determine if John is your long-lost father."
2) - See you are the father and you are not the father.
3) - Jamal- "Oh shit, I gots to take dis paternity test. I hope I ain' da father of Latrelle's nasty ass baby!"
2) - See you are the father and you are not the father.
3) - Jamal- "Oh shit, I gots to take dis paternity test. I hope I ain' da father of Latrelle's nasty ass baby!"
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An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.
Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.
An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.
Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.
Oli: "Jenny, would you mind performing the bannister test? I want to know if the stories are true..."
Jenny: "Sure thing"
Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'
Oli: "I knew it!"
Jenny: "Sure thing"
Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'
Oli: "I knew it!"
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