knights of the round table

when a group of men stand in a circle, unzip there pants and a girl procedes to suck the dicks in a circle

Hilary gave an excelent knights of the round table. The 5 guys were impressed.

by lavemoney13 October 19, 2006

under the kitchen table

A woman so desperate for a man, ANY man, that she'll suck him off while he's eating at the kitchen table.

She'll do any man, any way, any time. She's like a bitch under the kitchen table waiting for some scraps to fall.

by Jez Me September 25, 2010

table top ass

When a girls ass defies gravity by resembling a table top. Can be catagorized by size. Ex: breakfast-nook ass/ Nook-ass, 4-seater, 8-seater, banquet-sized.

Dammmmmn, if that girls table top ass gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that shit up!

by blondiemclicious January 15, 2012

Knights of the Lunch Table

A group of kids setting out to kill conformity. They are not fond of Hot Topic.

The Knights of the Lunch Table own face.

by Tomohashi October 22, 2007

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I am the table is the best Metallica meme, and also James Hetfield is the best table.

by NepgearAfficionado May 05, 2022

knights of the round table

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.

-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Amanda.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.

by GeoffA April 01, 2008

Under the pool table

Sex term when a female sucks on a male's testicles before giving him oral sex.

Sara went under the pool table while I was sitting on the couch

by Yellow-Fire December 10, 2002