That Chipotle I had for lunch has turned my belly into a food baby... I can't wait to hit the bano later and turn that bad boy into a toilet toddler.
by AgentDaleCooper June 01, 2017
One who runs into a bathroom and loudly Defecates.
You are only a toilet Taliban if you rush into the toilet, and your poop is audibly loud.
You are only a toilet Taliban if you rush into the toilet, and your poop is audibly loud.
Subject one has just dined at Taco Bell. His bowels are furious and he rushes to the restroom. Opon arrival the remnants of two enchiritos and a soft drink burst forth from his rectum with a retort that was heard throughout the restaraunt. The FBI reported him as a toilet Taliban.
by Alexiosassypants August 10, 2015
by Karab okama August 11, 2019
That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.
*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”
by IFap232BluntsIG August 11, 2018
when somebody has to shit bad but everyone is in the bathrooms so they get a piece of paper and shit on it
by kyle the pinger May 17, 2013
man: holy shit bro, i had a raging hard on AND had to shit last night, so i gave some bitch a toilet plunger. Friend: sweet dude
by marvin pallet July 30, 2012
A person engaging in planning and execution of heinous acts intended to destroy a public toilet. The goal is to take out as many people as possible.
My co-worker is a toilet terrorist because he left an IED (Improvised Explosive Dookie) in the toilet, preventing use of the bathroom for more than an hour. All that had attempted entry were tested for hazardous levels of exposure. Use of a sniffer is recommended to test toxicity levels.
by Happy_Days123 March 19, 2010