by plutonium1887 January 21, 2022
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After decades of marriage and exclusive commitment, they finally reached the toxic binary system event horizon; a boundary through which no penetration is possible. Let’s just hope that they’ve both achieved immortality.
by YAWA September 5, 2022
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“that fucking emergency alert system message last night scared me”
“yeah san diego has been getting tons of them recently”
“why”
“the fuck would i know i’m not the one issuing the alerts”
“yeah san diego has been getting tons of them recently”
“why”
“the fuck would i know i’m not the one issuing the alerts”
by fuck you ea September 18, 2023
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luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.
by Marc Hudson March 25, 2019
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If you're not part of the justice system, you're fucked. You dont get justice, that's the reality for you.
by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020
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