When a man dehydrates himself and receives oral sex. When he ejaculates in her (or his) mouth, the load is very thick, and spaghetti like, and the taste is very difficult to clear up by simply swallowing. The effect is maximized by ejaculating closer to the top of the tongue, but still in the mouth.
I drove for 14 hours straight yesterday. I didn't drink anything 'cause I didn't wanna have to stop and piss, so when my girlfriend got to suckin on my knob, she got quite the spaghetti surprise!
by McQuiver February 6, 2010
Get the Spaghetti surprisemug. Originates from the word bifkin although I thought it up in bens car the other day. Basically it is when someone makes contact with your biff! In either a pleasurable way (a kiss for example) or a painful way (eg. a kick!) Though obviously a kick is way more of a surprise. Heh
by [Harry^Hardcore) November 10, 2004
Get the bifkinder surprisemug. To engage a woman in the sexual act of a 'Spit Roast' by surprise. This daring manouevre is best inititate with oral sex first, afterall, if she has her mouth full it's harder for her to object.
'We took her back to our place and she got so worked up, that she loved it when I slipped in behind her for a Surprise Roast'.
by Brick Boy & Spud May 20, 2009
Get the Surprise Roastmug. oral sex performed while the giver has an Original Altoid mint in his/her mouth. The giver sucks and blows air gently creating a cool sensation to the reciever while using the tongue accordingly.
by Ashanti Porter January 15, 2008
Get the altoid surprisemug. H: What did you do last night Bill?
B: Well Henry, I drugged my little brother and dropped him off in a dumpster at the nearest sweatshop.
H: Isn't that called kidnap?
B: Hell no! It's just surprise relocation.
B: Well Henry, I drugged my little brother and dropped him off in a dumpster at the nearest sweatshop.
H: Isn't that called kidnap?
B: Hell no! It's just surprise relocation.
by eyes2thesku4u May 20, 2008
Get the surprise relocationmug. Surprised pikachu meme is a really gay meme that is often used when a person gets irritated by someone on a sociable app to show that they are mentally depressed. Was created when a person watched one of the old gen pokémon animes and screenshotted it then spammed it everywhere. Is now overused pretty much everywhere.
person1: hey did you watch the new venom movie
person 2: no I'm underaged learn to check peoples profiles you american
person1: :surprised pikachu meme image:
person2: never talk to me again
person 2: no I'm underaged learn to check peoples profiles you american
person1: :surprised pikachu meme image:
person2: never talk to me again
by Bloxis November 11, 2018
Get the Surprised pikachumug. The best kind of sex. Not rape like previously thought of.
It can be long, but is usually a "quickie," sex done quickly and shameless with your partner!
Surprise sex has been going on for millenia and was quite popular in classical Greece and ancient Rome.
It can be long, but is usually a "quickie," sex done quickly and shameless with your partner!
Surprise sex has been going on for millenia and was quite popular in classical Greece and ancient Rome.
Guy: Hey girl, it's me...guess what?
Girl: What?
Guy: Surprise!!! It's time for some surprise make-up sex! You'll love it! It's my surprise sex for you tonight, baby!
Girl: What?
Guy: Surprise!!! It's time for some surprise make-up sex! You'll love it! It's my surprise sex for you tonight, baby!
by LuffDogDictatesUrbanDictionary January 11, 2010
Get the Surprise Sexmug.