squeege

When you need to piss in a public bathroom and there is a gay lawyer using the only urinal , and he wants you to squeeze by his ass to get to the stall, whilst he has pud in hand.

I have to use the restroom...you can squeege by if you like.

by Nallywood July 1, 2004

squee

Squee is a short term for the word square, or cigarette.

Dude #1: "Yo dude let me get a squee."
Dude #2: "You want a Newport?"
Dude #1: "Fuck that, I'll run up to Circle K and get a pack of Marlboro 27s)

by TyGuy420 March 4, 2008

Squeak

ghey fag who makes stupid sounds

DOH, you're such a squeak. STFU

by anon April 17, 2005

Squeaky Dolphin

Related to flogging the dolphin... Squeeky Dolphin refers to a number of situations where your " dolphin" is in need of some lube, be it jerking the girth or playing hide the bishop... The best way to cure a squeeky dolphin is spit on it....

I was trying to be quit when I jacked off but my squeaky dolphin made it almost impossible.

by Bassbones August 28, 2006

Squeef

1. to try to get a hit off a bowl of marijuana when there is only ash in the bowl.

I squeefed out a hit.

by Morgan Rose October 20, 2004

Squeaker

A slang term used to describe the classic McDonald's breakfast sandwich, The Egg McMuffin.

Etymology: Word originating in Elgin, IL in the early 1980's due to the noise which has a tendency to be made when one is biting into this tasty treat. Most likely caused by the sliding, greasy ingredients of egg, cheese, and canadian bacon...and possibly the ingestor's teeth.

(Squeeeeeeeeeak)
Kerri: Dude, what was that. Do you have egg farts already? That's disgusting.
Chris: Nooooooooo Terri!!!!!! It's my sandwich, I swear. Leave me alone!
Kerri: Whatever Kissyfur. Like a sandwich can make that noise.
Chris: No, it did! It's a Squeaker!!!!

by KerriBeth January 20, 2008

squeeb

a person who sucks farts out of dead chickens

That nasty bastard ain't nothing but a squeeb.

by D. Hardell August 14, 2003