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Yo Jerry Springer Ass

Whenever someone is acting like they are a reality TV star.
When someone is acting like drama is what really matters. Look at them and say Yo Jerry Springer Ass!
by Caramelts October 24, 2023
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Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
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Color Wheel Sprinkler

When 12 men each of different skin color complexions form in a circle around you and ejaculate in your face
"Bro, last week, I tagged along in a Color Wheel Sprinkler, and let me tell you, it was refreshing and made my skin more clear!"

"I just knew you were gay."
by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025
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Texan BBQ Sprinkler

The act of eating an absurd amount of spicy BBQ food with absolutely no fibre, and then filling the anus with BBQ sauce just be shitting it all out over a person or group of people.
Bro last night was amazing, this girl gave the whole team a Texan BBQ Sprinkler
by Jesus_has_risen_bbg May 18, 2025
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Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass
Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.
by williedoitnow August 10, 2022
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that is like a Jerry Springer episode.

A unusual situation involving family members.
Did you hear Sue left her wife for her wives cousins husband, that is like a Jerry Springer episode.
by Bill&bob August 18, 2022
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