springboarding 

The act of coming to a pregame or social gathering without bringing anything, just to get the free food/booze before going out to the actual party you were planning on attending.

Oh my god, are your floormates coming to our party? They are totally just springboarding before going out to the frats.

Man, last time that dude came over to our place he drank our beer and went to the city afterwards to go clubbing. What a springboarder.

springboarding by eldiablo117 October 4, 2016

Full Springer 

To exibit behavior fully characteristic of a guest on the Jerry Springer show.

Tammy done got pregnant by her fathers best friend (who since has been incarcerated for guess what) , had the baby & wants to get married 'cause she's in "love" at 15. She's only a few missed child support payments and a Mountain Dew away from a Full Springer.

Full Springer by MJmoney June 17, 2009

spingelet 

a thick rubber suit to prevent being felched by your opponent during times of butt wars or arse wrestling

her tongue ricocheted off the shimmering spingelet

spingelet by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

Sprang-Capelle 

A Sprang-Capelle is a fake ass gangster who thinks he's a true Capone, but instead is a Sprang-Capelle loser who cannot even get the surname right. They are usually total faggots and pedophiles and crazy because of all the drug-filled orgies they participate in. Typically of Italian or white descent, they are reliving the glory days of the mob that they never participated in.

Paul: "Hey Tone, how ya doin'? You heard o' Jackie?"
Tone: "Jackie who?"
Paul: "Jackie ehh, you know! Jackie *whistles*."
Tone: "Ohh yeah that Jackie. Why didn't you say you meant Jackie Sprang-Capelle. He's in prison ain't he? For kiddy fiddlin'?"
Paul: "Yeah that's right, badabing badaboop, the fucker is in the coop."

Sprang-Capelle by AlCrispyCaponeCabron October 15, 2023

sprang on

Memphis Slang: To hit someone in the face.

"I'm gonna sprang on you"

sprang on by Antwon Butler April 22, 2007

Splinge 

Gaps in the hairstyle fringe

Fix your hair you have a splinge

Splinge by Flade June 13, 2015

Springfield, Missouri 

A large town that thinks it's a city and wants nothing more than to be considered a real city. A town full of easily offended people. Locals from Springfield get butthurt when you say ANYTHING that can be even remotely considered criticism of the area. The town is nothing but indistinguishable strip malls, churches, shitty Chinese restaurants, and meth heads. This place is so behind the times they're just now starting to shit their pants over the discovery of craft beer.

Springfield, Missouri is NOT A CITY. It's a dollar store version of Columbia, Missouri but doesn't want to accept that it's a college town and does nothing to retain it's recent graduates.

Dumbass: Springfield, Missouri is such a great place! Did you know Brad Pitt went to High School here?

Sane Person: If it's such a great place, why did he move away at the first chance he could?

Springfield, Missouri by Behind The Curve January 1, 2020