Spread Seasoning

To fart. Flatulence.

The whole room cleared out when he started to spread seasoning.

I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.

I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.

by Dick Onchin January 8, 2022

Spread fish

To prepare a woman for intercourse

God she is so hot, I just wanna spread fish.

by Bergie Nights March 4, 2022

spetarded

When its in between sped and retarded you get spetarded

Johns not sped enough to be sped but not dumb enough to be retarded so he's spetarded

by Stormynightsandbrightskys March 27, 2022

spread bob

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your local department: yes i am aware this is stupid.
other guy: Bob invasion?

me: yes

your local department: spread bob

by your local department April 6, 2022

Splet

the way one says "spelt" when they have had little to no sleep.

for a second i thought i "splet" that wrong

by argus. May 7, 2022

Soretzelbon

When your tied naked to a chain link fence at a children’s playground and a person puts your whole cock and balls in their mouth and suck until you penis is sore and permanently bent and your balls are tied in a pretzel knot.

Naught Clark is gonna do a soretzelbon on your cock

by Ranger Bone May 26, 2022

Soretzelbon

When your tied naked to a chain link fence at a children’s playground and a person puts your whole cock and balls in their mouth and suck until you penis is sore and permanently bent and your balls are tied in a pretzel knot.

Naught Clark is gonna do a soretzelbon on your cock

by Ranger Bone May 26, 2022