Greasy Spoon

Jerking-off onto your hand, then slapping someone across the face.

John is such a tool that he's about to get the Greasy Spoon.

by ripclaw33 December 7, 2010

greasy spoons

The highly competitive, internationally acclaimed sport involving teams of nude, greased partners bound together by gratuitous strands of glow-sticks. Together, under the glow of blacklights, the couple must writhe their way across the finish line before the other duos. Invented in 2011 in Lincoln, Nebraska - the sport has earned acclaim from marriage counselors and the rave community alike.

World-Champion and inventor, Tara Wrist won the coveted first place vest in the 2011 Greasy Spoons finals by writhing in her signature figure eight motion.

by Feelips June 17, 2011

spoonful of juice

A variety of shit that starts out innocently as a fart, but manifests itself as a wet mess covering the ass cheeks and, in extreme cases, the underwear.

I pushed a little too hard on that fart and got a spoonful of juice in my pants.

by RipAllen March 18, 2006

Gina Spoon

A spoon used to clean out the vagina. Used for dirty lil ginas

Robert Baffi stole my gina spoon and got it all dirty scraping that sand out.

by PMaster November 15, 2004

Rude Spooning

To partake in sexual intercourse whilst in the general spoonage position. It is also known as the Lazy Missionary Position.

Collins likes rude spooning

by Frank Fitzveg December 24, 2007

plastic spoon

A revalutionary Shovel used by the penguins in madagascar.
can be used in some games using these stats

Attack 3
Durability 5

Ahhh my plastic spoon broke now I cant dig

by Fishtales December 16, 2006

crack spoons

long fingernails on a man

you better cut those crack spoons

by phishman2000 May 12, 2009