dirty spoon

While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentally or intentionally farts on the person in the back.

How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.

by Sassy 1 March 11, 2008

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Greasy Spoon

Jerking-off onto your hand, then slapping someone across the face.

John is such a tool that he's about to get the Greasy Spoon.

by ripclaw33 December 7, 2010

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The highly competitive, internationally acclaimed sport involving teams of nude, greased partners bound together by gratuitous strands of glow-sticks. Together, under the glow of blacklights, the couple must writhe their way across the finish line before the other duos. Invented in 2011 in Lincoln, Nebraska - the sport has earned acclaim from marriage counselors and the rave community alike.

World-Champion and inventor, Tara Wrist won the coveted first place vest in the 2011 Greasy Spoons finals by writhing in her signature figure eight motion.

by Feelips June 17, 2011

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spoonful of juice

A variety of shit that starts out innocently as a fart, but manifests itself as a wet mess covering the ass cheeks and, in extreme cases, the underwear.

I pushed a little too hard on that fart and got a spoonful of juice in my pants.

by RipAllen March 18, 2006

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