Shitty Baps

The act of smearing shit around you penis and inserting it into your partners asshole. Before inserting it you may smack your dick around your partners ass checks, or "Baps". Your partner must also have just defecated before so his/her ass is filled with the pooy goodness you want when committing "Shitty Baps" with your feces infected penis.

Samantha: God, these bread baps are really shitty
Steve: I'll give you Shitty Baps later on tonight
(Steve later smeared shit around his penis and penetrated Samantha)

by Honey, I Shrunk The Hitler August 6, 2016

Spitt

Saying real facts about someone or something

I’m gonna spitt about you if you keep talking smack.
Your fake that’s my spitt.

by @A.S September 6, 2019

Mystery Spitter

A dipping tobacco spitter that is used and then put away for some time only to be found without the knowledge of whose spitter it is. Oftentimes these spitters are reused for no reason other than not having to chug an entire bottle of water for a clean spitter (and a guaranteed bathroom break). Mystery spitters are most commonly found in Preparatory School settings.

"What spitter can I use for this lip?"
"I don't know man, I guess you'll have to grab a mystery spitter.

by Dogs'R'Us November 2, 2009

Abso shitty music

Someone playing really bad bad music

Ellis:play some good music Nathan

Nathan:gotcha
*plays xxxtentacion
Ellis:TURN THAT ABSO SHITTY MUSIC OFF

by Kianc101 July 16, 2019

shitty titties

When a female has a nice personality, face, and body; except for her breasts.

"Oh man, she's so hot."
"Yeah, but those are one bad case of shitty titties."

by crystallis November 14, 2012

Shitty Music

Wild musical ventures that have not succeeded.

Kanye West produces shitty music.

by EatableCrib December 29, 2016

spittin jazz

To speak or talk nonsense.

That's wack, why you spittin jazz, dawg?

by Raspo February 22, 2004