Speed Washing

When a person is in the shower washing all body parts really fast!

Dude 1- Hey the other day my wife told me she caught me jerking off in the shower.

Dude 2-Wow that sucks .How did you get out of that one?

Dude 1-I told her its my cock and I can wash it as fast as I want too .Ya know speed washing

by troubledemon January 24, 2010

speed of light

the speed that light travels, nothing can go the speed of light except light. during a conversation my friend were having, if something on land traveled the speed of light (like a MAC Cannon, the bullets mass would become so dense, it wouldn't move. If fired in the Vacuum of space, it would create a black hole in itself, pulling whatever came near it and porbably blowing it up.

dude, that can't happen, nothing can go that fast

by Mustache Man May 13, 2005

speed date

to partake a social engagement with a member of the opposite sex while on the drug Speed. While on the date everything moves remarkably fast. see quick.

Tony and Mariela went out to the Mongolian barbecue, drove to the lake, got a speeding ticket on the way, sprinted down the beach, removed their clothing, did the deed, kissed each other good night, and returned home in a matter of 4.2 seconds

by Kyle King August 31, 2004

speed date

A method of masturbation that has to be performed quickly.

I broke up with my girlfriend so I had to speed date before work.

by bam November 18, 2003

Speed Garage

The act of self gratification or masturbation or even wanking

Have you been in your room listening to speed garage?

by teamplayer March 28, 2004

speed ball

a intense game of paintball. Played with the use of large inflatable bunkers and the use of high velocity paintball markers. The game is played in a small field with two teams against each other.

Let's go play speed ball at SC village!

by Alejandro Contreras April 25, 2007

speed 2

A shitty sequel to a mediocre movie About a bus with that couldn't drive under 50MPH or a bomb onboard would blow up. Speed 2 features unrealistic physics and a boring plot.

Speed 2 is the worst movie I've seen all day.

by JL March 20, 2004