Sock Nerd

One who possesses a keen interest in fashionable socks.

"Say, look at that guy with the purple socks with a lime green lightning bolt on them... what a sock nerd!"

by JohnnieWalkingsticks June 26, 2009

Sock Sponging

The delicasy art form of dumping in your sock, whilst ur partner sqeezes the sock like a sponge, so the juices from the usually solid form trickle down his/hers mouth, as he/she is cupping ones private parts with a wet sponge

turn around so we can do some sock sponging- I wanna taste that good shit!

by DirtyGertie September 11, 2009

get socks on

Homosexual sex. It's not gay if you're not naked, and you're not naked if you're wearing socks.

Hey man, you want to go back to my place and get socks on?

by Joseph Broseph November 12, 2018

Sock Tucker

A male who compensates for a perceived lack of penis size by tucking a pair of rolled-up socks in his underwear. (Commonly used as an insult)

Look at him! He is such a sock tucker.

by dutchboy September 4, 2012

sock whore

Someone who likes socks because they're like foot condoms.

Tim: Hey, Alex, I saw your search history and all the feet sites... You know you're a real sock whore, right?

by ribonuke211 April 28, 2016

Ramen Sock

1. noun. A sock filled with ramen noodles used for masturbating, a makeshift pocket pussy.

2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.

1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!

Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers

2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock

by Coolbabies March 15, 2019

fuzzy socks

fuzzy socks- When you don't feel like caring about what the heck goes on your feet and your number one priority in to live in comfy. Even if it means ditching you reputation

person one: what are you wearing on you feet?

person two: I'm wearing special Netflix socks and black and white yeezys. They were like, 350$ so.. what about you?

person one: Oh! ummm........ Fuzzy Socks??!!??

by VERAALOE November 14, 2017