Meryl Slag

A so-called “actress” in a reality TV show, like Truman’s on-screen wife Meryl in the movie The Truman Show, who gets paid to whore herself out to the unknowing protagonist while receiving orders from the “big man” (aka. Lunatic looser) Christof via an earpiece.

Dude: Damn, man! Weirdest thing happened to me yesterday. So, I’m plowing that chink skank and suddenly I hear some static coming out of her ear. Still finished but goddamn that was freaky!
Me: Oh, I see - I bet it was a Meryl slag. Them bitches are treacherous - be careful when dumping into them - they may get instructions to cut your dick off ...

by SackmaBooolz December 01, 2019

Reverse slag

An attempt made to turn the tables on sad wee slaggers

Ill try and help ma wee mate whos getting a power by turning the tables on the sagging bitches.. By use of the reverse slag.

by TUPPE November 07, 2019

National slag day

You can beat and give butt to all the boys you want And you can dress like a thot

Man-yo suck my dick
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome

by Bigtittybrenda November 01, 2019

Slag Motor

A high performance or particularly juicy or pimped out car.

Taking my slag motor to Ace Cafe to find out if people still say “pimped out”.

by Lou0102 August 09, 2023

Central slag

A slag in a central like a town

Megan is a central slag

by Gayayayya March 06, 2022

aluminium slag

A woman who gives sexual favors in exchange for bags of recyclables, most commonly aluminium cans. The term originated near the scrapyards in WW2, when women would use these favors to encourage others to pitch-in on the War effort.

"I was taking my cans down to scrap for beer money, when i ran into an Aluminium Slag. Ten minutes later she had my cans and i needed a wet-nap!

by GrumpiestBear March 13, 2023

Hot Slag

Another term for dick or penis

Good until A piece of hot slag hit me in the face oh and until I almost died

by Moneybaggggg February 08, 2023