single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

Single girl energy

When you and your single friends are living it up every weekend and find any excuse to party and go wild.

Dang that girl Carol has been partying it up every weekend since summer started and it’s almost thanksgiving.. she definitely has that single girl energy.

by Leeslut November 2, 2019

Single Suspenders

When a woman's g-string is showing from both sides of her pants, usually very high, giving the appearence of suspenders. These showcase her availability and wanting.

Chelsea was looking good with her single suspenders, Brian knew he had a chance.

by Fromagnum June 20, 2010

most famous single bae on roblox

SYDIETHEKIDIE

shell have sex with you irl or not-

Oh, duh, Sydiethekidie is the most famous single bae on roblox.

CODE WORDS FOR HAVING SEX ONLINE ON ROBLOX: Sex: Lights - Passionately Kiss: inform -

by I'Ll HaVe SeX WiF YoU December 12, 2020

Single sock sensation

When you masturbate with a single sock and only one sock to feel a great sensation. After two year. if only using that sock you are obligated to marry that sock.

Yo Tyler has been practicing Single sock sensation for 2 years now he needs to marry the sock now

by Funny goober May 18, 2022

Single nigga day

A day boys can be single with no issues (hopefully)

“Its single nigga day yayy I couldn’t be happier ” *goes to bathroom to cry*

by Trgc.Khalil October 4, 2021

National Single ASB DAY

National single asb day is for the mfka who don’t get no pussy or dick and they life miserable asfk ! And all they do is pillow talk in slide down the wall cause the worthless as shit 😍

Jack: Bro it’s National single asb day
Taylor: haha you get no pussy

by NENEFRMRAQCITY June 10, 2022