Simpson's Adage

All adages should be read and thought as if they start with "Generally, ", this includes Simpson's adage.

Person A: "Many hands make light work." / "Things are not always what they seem" / "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."
Person B: "Yeah but you should consider Simpson's adage."

by odddozen June 21, 2021

Simpson

A person that worries about everything. Safety is a must, usually has a slow motorcycle and over emphasizes words. Nothing is ever good enough for Simpson.

“Guuuuuuuyysss, it’s meeee, Simpson!!!!!!!”

by Shrader1234 August 23, 2021

Siminole ridge highschool

A school that's so fucking horrible teachers fuck there student students have sued. No one wants to attend willingy and the school is over run by retarded ass rednecks. If you walk in a bathroom expect to see someone skipping or expect to be asked for nicotine. The teachers are jack asses. And the administration doesn't understand how to do there job's property and respond to a issue too fucking late.

Siminole ridge highschool so bad it makes hell look fun

by The edgey kid September 9, 2021

Simpsoning

The art of hanging out and binge watching the Simpson's, best enjoyed with a fellow Simpson's enthusiast.

We were simpsoning all day today

by Bort thompson July 24, 2021

simister

A Simister is a term for a male that loves male ass holes.

Man that guy sure is a Simister, he must love to look at man ass.

I’m sure he’d like to tongue punch that man’s ass hole

by Robert Chavez November 19, 2021

Simino

Simino is a very handsome boy, he will always protect you and be the best father in the world. He is a bit roundy but don't worry, Simino is one of the agile beings in the universe. When he sleeps he becomes 10x his normal weight, so that it's impossible to move him and some times he snores. You can always trust Simino, he will never betray you <3.

Simino is a beautiful meow meow

by @ilgronchi November 21, 2021

Simioni

Simionis are usually attracted to math and they are for sure blonde. They talk faster than a car and in one time you like them, but sometimes you hate them so much that you want to kill them. They are friend with people named: Rala, Svetla, Vila, Joni and Krumcho Vulcho. They hate kids and if you ever tell them something that's not related to math they start yelling at you and call you a crocodile.

"Hey Simioni,can you tell Joni to shave her hair?"

"YOU DUMBASS BEETCH, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT'S NOT MATH??? FOCKING CROCODILE. "

by Doyoung and joni soulmates November 21, 2021