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Shoulder Touch 

This action is done when someone says something with a sexual connotation, but you are in a social situation in which you can't laugh at the person, or say anything to your friends for fear of being called out. The shoulder touch is done when all in the party KNOW that a sexual innuendo was said, but can't overtly acknowledge it. When engage in a shoulder touch, you casually create an action, such as scratching your shoulder, or adjusting the shoulder of your shirt.
When choosing the Christmas Cantata by Geoffery Bush, the choir director started rehearsal by saying "Ladies and Gentlemen, let's dive right into the Bush, shall we!" Immediately following these words, a group of friends who are sitting far apart would all engaging in a shoulder touch and look at each other.
Shoulder Touch by OnWisconsin January 14, 2010
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SHOULDUP 

A girl that is pretty from the shoulders up.

Having a beautiful face.

The girl's body is disgusting compared to her face because her face is that good-looking.

When the girl's face is the only good looking part about her.
Guy 1: DAAAMN, she's so sexy!!
Guy 2: Not really bro, it's only her face.
Guy 1: That's what I meant, she's shouldup!

Franco: I'd smash her so hard bro, she's so fine.
Oscar: Wtf is wrong with you, she's fat and has no body!
Franco: I mean I'd make her give me a blow job cause that face is so sexy!
Oscar: That's more like it, she's just shouldup!
SHOULDUP by GoHam247 March 3, 2011

shoulder licker

A mentally retarded person
Those idiots are such shoulder lickers.
shoulder licker by zanovar May 20, 2008

shoulder 

the comparative of should. usually used when somebody tries to boss you around.
A: you should do some work for me
B: you shoulder get the fuck out of here
shoulder by N/A me May 13, 2018

slave shoulders 

Large, well defined shoulders on several black athletes, presumably due to preferential breeding when they were slaves.
Grubby: "Hey did you see the Celtics game last night?"
Nick: "Yea, that boy Rajon Rondo sure has some slave shoulders on him"
slave shoulders by Grubbyyyy December 19, 2008

trick shoulder 

A condition where your shoulder constantly pops in and out of socket.
Did you see Zach Ray? His trick shoulder popped out in class again....
trick shoulder by Scojosh April 13, 2009