I don't give two and a half shits

Combining a reference to two and a half men and the fact that you care so little about what the other person's saying.

-Hey, guess what I was doing last night?
-You know what? I don't give two and a half shits!

by Deathgleaner May 24, 2010

The shits

Used with the verb "to have"

To be missing in action for an extended amount of time without explaining. Popularized by The Trooper.

Where is he? Does he have the shits?

by Numen March 8, 2007

Shirts Off

to put 100% effort into what you do, using all your energy; full out; to go in.

We goin' SHIRTS OFF on this one!

Whoa? did you see what he did? he was going shirts off!!

by agent314 March 29, 2010

Sleeping Shits

Sleeping and take a shit on yourself. You dont realize that you have shit on yourself until the next morning.

Josh passed out from a night of drinking and shat on himself. The next morning, he realized that he had the Sleeping Shits.

by Poo Tootie August 2, 2006

Pulling a shents

Basically not fulfilling on promises or basically being soft and not getting involved

"is he playing sunday ?" "nah he's pulling a shents"

by pullingashents February 12, 2010

the shits

Diarrhea with such a ferocity so you don't want to know about it.

After I ate my brothers old cookies, my ass switched to Defcon One at contact with the shits and I crapped myself while running down the stairs to the shit-station.

by Ali. S February 22, 2007

Oreo Shits

The mixture of feces and semen that is expelled from the anus of the recipient of anal penetration resulting in orgasm.

May also refer to diarrhea resulting from bowel irritation arising from semen deposited in the rectal cavity during anal penetration resulting in orgasm.

"I busted a nut inside my wife's ass last night and now she has Oreo Shits this morning."

"He/she/it takes it up the ass so much he must have Oreo Shits all the time."

by FunkPumpkin August 5, 2009