Shank

To stab someone with a knife; to fuck someone over, to fuck someone in the ass, to kill bitches

Dude if you dont stop being a jack knob, I'm gonna shank you!

by thatnolachix January 2, 2015

shank

NOUN: a homemade knife
or
VERB: the act of stabbing someone

NOUN: "imma shank you"
VERB: "do you like my shank.....yeah i made it myself"

by orangefishy_8 February 15, 2022

Shank

1. A name to call stupid person who is being an idiot

2.a name to call people if they understand glade talk

Thomas you SHANK get over here

by kiliisking March 1, 2021

shank

To shit and wank at the same time.
A derogatory term describing the activities of one who is ignorant

"Oh god, he was shanking, what a douche..."

by NemoleAmzi October 23, 2008

Shank Fairy

When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....

Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!

by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012

Shanking

Driving 4 hours just to dump someone as harshly as possible then leaving

“Damn bro, you drove to dallas just to shank that bitch???”

“Yeah Bro, shanking her is my only option”

by dookiedropper123 March 29, 2022

Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025