Shank

Means to Fail at something.
Made famous by some teenage boys in Bloemfontein, SA

Guy: That girl just rejected me

Other Guy: Man, you are such a Shank in life! Oh my God!

by TheLorax September 16, 2009

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shank

The word used to replace shit when my parents are around.
Used by my sister and her best friend.
Most commonly used when we all play cards.

Oh, shank! I dropped the whole deck of cards!

Shank... You're winning now.

by Vildar July 15, 2011

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sarah:Rachel, that guy got shanked by courtney last night!
Rachel:OMGOMGOMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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When you go for a shit and have a wank at the same time

“I’m just nipping to the toilet for a shank”

by breheney04 January 14, 2022

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To masterbate (wank) at the same time as having a poo (shit)

I went to the toilet to have a shank.

by Master w March 11, 2018

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Any sweaty man who has black nails and a greasy trim,this look is achieved by not showering and being extra fruit with the boys

Yo Daniel did you see that shank coming to sell us lucos

by Shankintosh January 07, 2021

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for americans(:! it means can u ask how someones doing((:

by wagwaaanG October 28, 2020

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