Shanked

When someone sneaks up behind you, pulls your pants down and shoved their thumb up your rectum.

You’re not going to believe it, I was talking to brother and he told me his mate got shanked the other day.

by shankbrothers September 30, 2023

shankative

the act being a shank. as in you having the ability to kill people by just saying shankative. now if u say this theire entrails will spill out on to the floor

holy shankative my entrails!!

by smexy poop November 8, 2007

zack shank

a white kid that is always trying to take your hoe. Also always sucking dick in the bathroom

Why you always gotta be Zack Shankin me dude.

by Tbons May 15, 2016

Shank

The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.

I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.

Or....

My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!

by Bandicles January 12, 2014

Shank

Shank is a handsome, chocolate, intelligent man. He has a great sense of humor. Simply gorgeous

Don't you wish your significant other was like Shank

by candycaramelbbw November 29, 2016

Shank

When one goes to the toilet for a shit, and also indulges in having a w@nk, it is referred to as a shank.

I'm going for a shank... Give me about 15

by Rumble2017 February 24, 2018

shank

When you take a sharp object and insert it into someones kidney, best done behind tescos.

Jim "Oi yeah blud weres ta money ya get me shag?"
Bob " I Dunt have it ill get ya it in a week"
Jim "Nah, ill shank ya up instead bruv"

by Lil Calibre December 5, 2017