Crunican Self-Report System

Crunican Self-Report System is an independent Crunican-Reporting network run which has one proprietor.

Joe Bob used Crunican Self-Report System to report his families organized crime/crimes against humanity.

by Crunican1 August 1, 2023

wake up selfie

When staying up late to study with someone, use this method to not fall asleep. Anytime you feel like you are going to fall asleep, take a selfie and send it to the other person. This way you both know that the other is awake. This method works especially well if the other person is an attractive member of the opposite sex, as you would be more alert when taking a selfie in this case.

Guy 1: "How did you finish studying in time for the test?"
Guy 2: "I stayed up late studying for the last few nights."
Guy 1: "But don't you normally fall asleep, how did you stay awake?"
Guy 2: "I used the wake up selfie method with the most beautiful girl in school."
Guy 1: "Well that explains it. No one would fall asleep in that situation."

by IzaBigMan January 13, 2017

narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it all

When someone is a little bitch boy who only cares about themself
They will pretend to care about you or other people but you know

Reyan and Ethan are total narcissistic egotistical self centered vein know it alls
they are always saying sum shit
LIKE BITCH YOU DONT KNOW EVERYTHING

by ASSTDDIESBITCH April 4, 2018

Florida Man Self Czech Out

A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.

Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.

James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.

by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023

self textruct

Completely ruining your chances with a member of the opposite sex by drunk texting something completely ridiculous.

Mike self textructed last night when he send a text to Lauren that said, "Hpw about we' ski the necx t couple o steps and just have sec tonight??"

by EverythingTurnedToNothingFun May 21, 2010

self restraint

not doing something you want to do really badly. usually the thing you want to do is a bad thing

dude i watched so much porn last night.

did you jerk off?
no.
wow such a great feat of self restraint.

by trent's dick January 23, 2011

self-serving

to accommodate oneself to point where they're violating another's space & things

Somebody who is self-serving has no regard for other people.

by Gerard Irick September 20, 2011